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The Yenta Sentiments Card Collection
$1.00 per card - Click on a thumbnail to see the card at full size
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My Favorite Position
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Facing The Mall!
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Silicone, Collagen and Botox
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Springtime Is For Implanting
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Schmataphobic
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I Have A Fear Of Old Clothing!
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There's No Business Like Your Business
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Everything About It Is Appealing!
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To Kvetch or Not to Kvetch?
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That Is The Kvetchtion
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Shlepaholic
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12 Steps And I Have To Sit Down !
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Which Way To The Bar Mitzvah?
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I Love My Support Group
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Bras, Hose, Girdles, Alimony
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Whisper Sweet Nothings ...
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In My Good Ear!
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4 out of 5 Jews agree...
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On nothing!
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Farkrimpt, Farklempt, Farmischt!
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My Favorite "F" Words
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Money is the root of all evil.
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But it makes an awesome
Bar Mitzvah gift!
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Deja Nu
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It seems I've stood and Kvelled like this before.
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I Have My Own Vebsite ...
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www.vellvellvell.com
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I Plotz...
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Therefore I Am
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The "Oy" of Sex
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When Stiff Has A Whole New Meaning!
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When Two Yentas Get Together...
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It's An Oy For An Oy
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On A Low ?
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Low Fat, Low Sodium, Low Cholesterol, Low Sex Drive
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You know you're aging, when instead of counting
sheep...
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You count friends with hip replacements!
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Banging your head against the wall...
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150 calories per hour!
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We're wearing black...
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Until something darker comes along.
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Does a hot flash burn calories?
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I came... I saw...
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I Kvetched!
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I'll love you...
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Until I'm blue in the hair!
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You're how old?
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Bite your tongue! Happy Birthday!
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It's time to come out of the closet! inside:
Everyone knows you're gray!
Happy Birthday!
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It's your birthday!
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We're so happy we could plotz!
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Be careful what you wish for...
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You may have nothing left to kvetch about!
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All right, already!
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So I forgot your birthday!
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Happy Anniversary!
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It looks like you'll schtick together!
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Some birthdays just call for an oy...
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OY! Happy birthday!
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You need another tchotchke
like a hole in the head!
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So I got you this card!
Happy Birthday!
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